Readers

Kyle West

Role: Humanist Co-Reader.  Kyle and Jen McGovern will co-read a humanist, non-religious selection during the ceremony.

When Did Colin and Kyle First Meet: 12 years ago

Where Did They First Meet: Spotswood Hall, College of William and Mary, Williamsburg, VA

Where Have They Met Since: Braxton Court, Unit C, The CIA-inspired UC Study Lounge, Some Kid’s Mom’s Front Lawn, Kissimmee FL, Buras LA, New Orleans LA, Fogarty Court before a drive down to Williamsburg [the first TDX alums to visit after graduation], Taylor Street [RIP], Chestertown MD, Vapiano, Crystal City Wine Festival, The Green Leafe, Paul’s Deli, William and Mary Hall Lot, Sunset Drive, Jefferson Davis Hwy, Inverness Woods Court, Jones Point Park, Thaiss Park, Columbia MD, Wheaton MD, Harrisonsburg VA.

Song Link: “Meow Mix Song” by Mxpx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY0KD0WdNR8 Aunt Mary Fehse is not the only member of the Wedding Court who’s a huge cat person.  Kyle West, an ailurophile through and through.

Alternate Lyrics: Charlie want chicken, Remy want liver
Papa PK Papa PK
Please Consider

Hark want good cooking, Colin want good cookies,
Papa PK Papa PK
Please Consider

Kristin want crab cakes, Colin want all cakes
Papa PK Papa PK
Please Consider

All TDX has no want, All DC has no need,
He's Papa PK, He

Already Considered

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Jen McGovern

Role: Humanist Co-Reader.  Jen and Kyle West will co-read a humanist, non-religious selection during the ceremony.

When Did Colin and Jen First Meet: 11 years ago

Where Did Colin and Jen First Meet: Braxton Court, College of William and Mary, Williamsburg, VA.

Where Have They Met Since: Unit C, Delta Gamma House, Norfolk Harbor, Chestertown MD, The Epic McFaddens Flip Cup Tournament, Taylor Street, Jefferson Davis Hwy, Inverness Woods Ct, Jones Point Park, Thaiss Park, The 39 Days 39 Flames Survivor listserv.

Song Link: “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU Richard Hatch, Tina Wesson, Ethan Zohn, Vecepia Towery, Brian Heidik, Jenna Morasca, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Amber Brkich, Chris Daughtery, Tom Westman, Danni Boatwright, Aras Baskauskas, Yul Kwon, Earl Cole, Todd Herzog, Parvati Shallow, Bob Crowley, JT Thomas, Natalie White, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Fabio Birza, Rob Mariano, Sophie Clarke, Kim Spradlin, Denise Stapley, John Cochran, Tyson Apostol, Tony Vlachos, Natalie Anderson: Jen knows all of those people.  She’s a Survivor for LIFE.

Alternate Lyrics: Sinking down, back in our seats,
Done our couch time, 29 seasons.
All that time, we've kicked back our feet, Probsting the distance.
Just a man, woman, and our will to Survive.
So many players speak up too fast,
Trade their passion for glory.
“Don't lose your grip!” we shout, if their numbers have passed,
You must fight just to keep them alive.

We're the Eyes of Survivors.
Love the thrill of Tribal night,
See Cochran lose a challenge, yet still vanquish a rival.
The last person you'd expect
Stalks his prey in the night,

Stands in for us all...us Eyes of Survivor.

Face to face, these days, with Nielsen defeat,
We still hang tough, stay hungry (even opposite Modern Family).
They may stack the odds, but we still kick back our feet,
Knowing nothing beats a blindside.

We're the Eyes of Survivors.
Love the thrill of Tribal night,
See Cirie face a terrifying leaf, yet vanquish so many rivals,
The last person you'd expect
Stalks pray like Erik each night
Stands in for us all...us Eyes of Survivor.

Sinking down, to the bottom of our seats,
Every time Phillip vies with Francesc(qu)a for glory.
Dry mouth won't stop him from going the distance,
Just one secret agent's will to Survive.

We're the Eyes of Survivors.
Love the thrill of Tribal night.
See Eddie dream up a dog bar, yet manage to vanquish rivals,
The last person you'd expect
To stalk any prey does.
Baffling and amusing us all...us Eyes of Survivor.

Julie, Wendy, Rosemary,  fellow Eyes of Survivor.
Ted, Paul, and Alicia, fellow Eyes of Survivor.
Brett, Amanda, and Brett, fellow Eyes of Survivor.

James, Jen, and I, fellow Eyes of Survivor...
 
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Aunt Mary Fehse

Role: Religious Co-Reader.  Aunt Mary and Cecilia Kocinski-Mulder will co-read a religious selection during the ceremony.

When Did Colin and Mary First Meet: 29 years ago

Where Did They First Meet: Park Slope (Brooklyn), NY

Where Have They Met Since: Little Neck NY, The Fedex Matrix, Malco Collierville 16, Gus’ BBQ, Peabody Place, Buena Vista Place, Grenville Drive, Cairn Ridge Drive, Maine Avenue, Jefferson Davis Hwy, Frost Middle School, Chevy’s, Harry Potter Engagement Extravaganza.  

Song Link: “Hound Dog” by Elvis Presley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzQ8GDBA8Is If the “where have they met since” section did not give it away, Mary is from Memphis, land of Graceland.

Alternate Lyrics: You ain't nothin' 'bout a hound dog

You're a cat person all the time

You ain't nothin' 'bout a hound dog

Cat person all the time

Always prefer a ragamuffin to a rabbit

You feline aunt of mine

Well they said you was high-classed

Except during Spoons, that ain't no lie

Yeah they said you was high-classed

Except during Spoons, that ain't no lie

I've never had a bad Memphis visit

Lovely young aunt of mine

You ain't nothin' 'bout a hound dog

You're a cat person all the time

You ain't nothin' 'bout a hound dog

Cat person all the time

Always prefer a ragamuffin to a rabbit

You feline aunt of mine

Well they said you was high-classed

Except during Spoons, that ain't no lie

Yeah they said you was high-classed

Except during Spoons, that ain't no lie

I've never had a bad Memphis visit

Lovely young aunt of mine

Well they said you was high-classed

Except during Spoons, that ain't no lie

Yeah they said you was high-classed

Except during Spoons, that ain't no lie

I've never had a bad Memphis visit

Lovely young aunt of mine

You ain't nothin' 'bout a hound dog

You're a cat person all the time

You ain't nothin' 'bout a hound dog

Cat person all the time

Always prefer a ragamuffin to a rabbit

You feline aunt of mine

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Cecilia Kocinski-Mulder

Role: Religious Co-Reader.  Cecilia and Aunt Mary Fehse will co-read a religious selection during the ceremony.

When Did Colin and Cecilia First Meet: 6 years ago

Where Did They First Meet: Seton Hall University, Jersey City, NJ

Where Have They Met Since: Gordon Biersch, The Vaps, Crystal City Wine Festival, Crystal Plaza Brewery, Kiss Me Kate; Eads Nights with James Porter, Ryan Smith, and a profanity-loving Voldemort; Kilroy’s Stone at the World War II Memorial, a country bar well-suited for a Diet Coke tribute.

Song Link: “Cecilia” by Simon and Garfunkel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NFIdgK7Qpw

Alternate Lyrics: Cecilia, you're used to mending my heart.
You build up my confidence monthly.
Oh, Cecilia, wedding planning's got me down on my knees.
So I'm begging you, Kocinskis, Mulders, and Hallfelds, please, take me home.

Cecilia, you're used to mending my heart.
You build up my confidence monthly.
Oh, Cecilia, wedding planning's got me down on my knees.
So I'm begging you, Kocinskis, Mulders, and Hallfelds, please, take me home.

Cudahy sure feels like home.

Making caribrew in the afternoon with Cecilia.
Two rooms away from my bedroom.
(Making caribrew)
I got up to disinfect the bottle case.
When I came back to the brew,
A Huguenot had taken my place.

Cecilia, you're used to mending my heart.
You build up my confidence monthly.
Oh, Cecilia, wedding planning's got me down on my knees.
So I'm begging you, Kocinskis, Mulders, and Hallfelds, please, take me home.

Cudahy sure feels like home.

Jubilation, 10/3/12, when Teddy won a race.
Yet each time he falls on the floor, we're laughing.
Jubilation, 10/3/12, when Teddy won a race.
Yet each time he falls on the floor, we're laughing...